Politics ml Z

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Published on October 2, 2007

Author: WoodRock

Source: authorstream.com

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A son asked his father:  A son asked his father „ Dad, what is politics ?“ Dad said:  Dad said Look, I bring the money home, therefore I am the Capitalist Dad said:  Dad said Look, I bring the money home, therefore I am the Capitalist Your mother administrates the money, therefore she is the Government Then Dad said:  Then Dad said Look, I bring the money home, therefore I am the Capitalist Your mother administratesthe money, therefore she is the Governement Grandpa watches everything, therefore he is the Union Then Dad said:  Then Dad said Look, I bring the money home, therefore I am the Capitalist Your mother administratesthe money, therefore she is the Government Grandpa watches everything, therefore he is the Union Our maid is the Working Class Then Dad said:  Then Dad said Look, I bring the money home, therefore I am the Capitalist Your mother administratesthe money, therefore she is the Government Grandpa watches everything, therefore he is the Union Our maid is the Working Class We all want just one thing, your well-being. Therefore you are the People. And your smaller brother who is still in his nappy, is the Future Did you understand that my son?:  Did you understand that my son? Slide8:  The little one thinks, and tells his father he wanted to sleep it over for one night Slide9:  During the night the boy wakes up, because his younger brother produces something with an unbearable smell from his nappy and is crying. Slide10:  As he doesn‘t know what to do, he goes into the bedroom of his parents. Slide11:  But there is only his mother in her bed, and she is so fast asleep that he does not succeed in waking her up. Slide12:  So he goes into the bedroom of the maid where he finds his father having fun with her, and grandpa watching them secretly through the window !!!! Slide13:  All of them are so engaged that they don‘t realize that the boy is standing in front of them. Slide14:  So the boy decides to go to bed again without having been able to solve the problem. Slide15:  Next morning the father asks his son if he is able to explain with a few words what politics is. „ Yes“ answers the son.:  „ Yes“ answers the son. Slide17:  The Capitalist abuses the Working Class Slide18:  The Capitalist abuses the Working Class The Union watches without doing anything, Slide19:  The Capitalist abuses the Working Class The Union watches without doing anything, While the Government sleeps Slide20:  The Capitalist abuses the Working Class The Union watches without doing anything, While the Government sleeps The People are completely ingnored Slide21:  The Capitalist abuses the Working Class, The Union watches without doing anything, While the Government sleeps, The People are completely ingnored, And the Future is in the shit. That‘s politics:  That‘s politics

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